The Colts are not Cinderella. There are no pumpkins. Itβs way past midnight, and the only thing made of glass is Anthony Richardson. The Colts are Pinocchio. Jim βGeppettoβ Irsay put all his love and imagination into making something special. Then Carlie βThe Blue Fairyβ came along and made them a real boy. Now Shane βJiminyβ Steichen is charged with guiding this miracle while they try to prove themselves worthy of a beating heart. I wonder who is the sly fox trying to lead them astray? I know itβs my metaphor, but is the NFL Stromboli? And who are the fans? Are we the kids having a great time at Pleasure Island until suddenly we turn into asses? I want to be Gideon the cat, he seems fun.
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Here is this weeks game.
Leg 1
NYJ @ CIN -Cover the spread-
NYJ +6.5
CIN -6.5
Leg 2
CLE @ NE -Cover the spread-
CLE +6.5
NE -6.5
Leg 3
NYG @ PHI -Cover the spread-
NYG +7.5
PHI -7.5
Leg 4
BUF @ CAR -Cover the spread-
BUF -6.5
CAR +6.5
Leg 5
CHI @ BAL -Cover the spread-
CHI +6.5
BAL -6.5
Leg 6
SF @ HOU -To Win-
Leg 7
TB @ NO -Cover the spread-
TB -4.5
NO +4.5
Leg 8
TEN @ IND -Cover the spread-
TEN +14
IND -14
Leg 9
DAL @ DEN -Cover the spread-
DAL +3.5
DEN -3.5
Leg 10
GB @ PIT -Cover the spread-
GB -2.5
PIT +2.5
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